Dmitry sat on the couch and watched Epic Sax Guy (now entering its second hour of play thanks to the older boys). He doesn’t often sit on the couch for long, especially not watching TV (unless the credits are rolling. Dude loves credits.)
After checking the garage (just to make sure), he’s back in the dryer. At last, things are starting to slow down. He’s still bouncing off the walls, but slightly more slowly.
Thanks Dmitry, I did need my laundry detergent shaken.
It is now Zero Hour +2 hours.